A boring dream story
Last I had a dream about my first girlfriend; a great girl from a long time ago. It wasn't salacious at all; just "I'm finally home" pleasant. All we did was hang around. I remember part of me making the comment to another part of me that "boy, do you have a big smile on your face."
I haven't had a dream like that before, ever. I wonder if dreaming about your old girlfriends is the first door you go through on the long passage to old.
I haven't had a dream like that before, ever. I wonder if dreaming about your old girlfriends is the first door you go through on the long passage to old.

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It's obvious that you associate her with home. Perhaps you are simply anticipating the sweetness of your return.
hmmm ... I seem to recall covering this topic in high school health class. something about dreams ... oh! never mind.
brother:
look up the word "salacious" as used in the phrase "wasn't salacious at all."
i can just hear the chorus now, me and the boys, singing "dead whore by the roadside."
Now, now Carl. Nothing to be embarrassed about. There is nothing salacious about biology.
brother:
ok, this one time, just this once; i am going to let you have the last word because your comeback was funnier than mine.
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